Why hello there

Why hello there

I am sad, oh so sad, need to cheer up, or get drunk, either way I’ll be happy

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Cheesy nipples

a rare conversation on tumblr

  • Person A: wow i really like this
  • Person B: i don't like this
  • Person A: it's ok if you don't like it
  • Person B: and i respect you liking it
  • me: does 5 situps
  • me: where are my abs

Reblog if you’re unattractive and awkward.

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

Reblog if you want a message to just make you smile.

psycho-tique:

imagine if i was one of those girls whose body got reblogged. 
yoga and dancing is definitely doing my body wonders. 

I want you

psycho-tique:

imagine if i was one of those girls whose body got reblogged. 

yoga and dancing is definitely doing my body wonders. 

I want you